Body Rubs in Boston
When we describe something as ‘heavenly,’ we mean that it’s something exceptional in a positive way. But we know that it’s actually the surface of Earth that is most suited to support human life. If your airplane develops a ‘leak’ while flying at its cruise altitude of 40,000 feet or thereabouts, you would need those oxygen masks to drop promptly lest you lose consciousness and then die from lack of oxygen. The surface of Earth is the only place with the right temperature, the right atmosphere, the right amount of gravity, the right-sized large natural satellite (‘Moon’), and the right UV protection that we know of. When we think of entertainment or relaxation options in Boston, body rubs are a strong contender. You can therefore say: Boston body rubs will be an Earthly experience for those who choose it.
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We hold on to several terms or phrases as they are an intrinsic part of our culture or our language. We still use ‘Sunrise’ or ‘Sunset’ even though everybody knows that it’s not the Sun that is rising or falling but the Earth that is rotating which leads to those phenomena. So, people will continue to use these words and other phrases such as describing a fun and satisfying experience as being blissful or ‘heavenly.’ In that spirit, it’s accurate to say that patrons describe Boston body rubs to be one blissful and heavenly experience. Book with us today to experience this yourself — you can call us, SMS us, or email us.
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Dogs align themselves with the Earth’s magnetic field while pooping; birds use the Earth’s magnetic field for migrating across continents by flying thousands of miles; those gorgeous Northern Lights or Aurora Borealis visible in the northern parts of Norway or Swedish Lapland happen as the Sun’s particles collide with the Earth’s magnetic field. The great thing is that we understand all these things. In comparison, Boston body rubs are easier to appreciate. A body rubs session comprises a masseuse rubbing her body against yours after both your bodies are slick with sufficient amounts of aromatic massage oil on the bodies.
The sheer physical nature of the experience will clearly make this way more heavenly and breathtaking than, for example, watching someone’s YouTube video reacting while watching a movie for the first time. In both cases — the masseuse conducting the body rubs session and the woman watching a movie for the first time and creating a YouTube video out of it — the ladies are sensational looking. But when you are watching something or someone on a screen (say, a video on the YouTube channel called Popcorn in Bed), the vital component of touch is missing. Book with us today to experience the wondrous nature of a Boston body rubs session.